Another day passes by and i don't realise :) the best thing about being on a break is that nothing seems important until it actually threatens to kill you or something :P
Empty mind is a devils workshop they say.. and in my case these days its like a place where devil seems to be on a perpetual high from drowning in my pointless thoughts :) you would surely realise that by Reading on my rambling nonsense below on how things that seem right are always wrong :)
In my frequent intellectually stimulating arguments with my folks on various social topics ranging from how the generation next is losing it totally to the ever popular topic of my social life :) has made me realise on thing... whatever choices we make believing them to be RIGHT are always assumed by our parents to be the biggest WRONG of our lives :)
The same logic goes for people in relationships.. the sexist female dominated society that we have :) where every man who has the balls to say the girl is WRONG only succumbs to social pressure and crawls back to admitting she is always RIGHT :)
Social evils are WRONG agreed... but they are RIGHT till the time they actually affect you :)So girls stop being racist to black men :)
Making money .. RIGHT.. Spending more than you make ... WRONG .. and of course moronic :) hmm .. wait a sec... aah thats why my dad was pissed off looking at my credit card bills :)
Brad n Angelina... RIGHT.. Salman and Kat .. totally WRONG!! call me KAT ... 98215*****
Getting drunk and doing something really stupid... RIGHT if you dont get caught :) ... WRONG if you remember it :)... surely disastrous if your best friends never let you forget it!!!
having hope ... Right... banking on destiny ... totally wrong
ok cant think of any more nonsense ... get back to work!!! you have to earn your salary ... not swindle it by doing nothing!!
Live life to the fullest... stop believing you are the coolest :)
cheers
Shankar
Saturday, March 13, 2010
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
My Name is Krish and i am not depressed :)
As i woke up to my daily dose of southindian blissful music that i am supposed to adore :) i realized i should be doing something to revive my Chetan Bhagat type writing aspirations (some day i will publish my own book - 2 State of minds :P) and hence the idea of using my old blog to vent my thoughts.
People have been telling me i don't seem to be as happy as i used to be.. firstly beaming smile all the time makes me look like a freak :) and if there is anything to be happy about .. i promise to scream out loud and let them know first :)
DISCLAIMER : Reference to any person dead/ alive or insane in this blog is purely intentional. And any resemblance to live events is absolutely deliberate :). Also the fact that you have been reading through this crap till now means that you are ready to waste your time on my meaningless endeavor and surely do envy me for the free time i have right now :)
anyways moving on with some thoughts on the current news....
AKon sings for SRK 2 hours after he landed from the U..Ass of A and bombay times thinks its a miracle :) hang on.. i thought Akon's daily life revolves around 3 things - Smoke, Sex and Booze (in any order) .. so his long flight would have been the best break he needed in days :)and mr.SRK everybody knows your team is never gonna win.. might as well spend on Akon doing a mujra for your kids birthday bash :)
Women get 33% reservation in our country's governance system. I think they have their study wrong. The women in my life have 100% governing rights over me!!! :) Am sure the move will pay off. Look at it this way ... atleast women are out of tune only for few days in a month ... the men in politics are clueless all the time :)
Avatar loses big time in Oscars to Hurt locker. Finally somebody made James realise that a thrill seeking bomb disposal squad is much more interesting to watch than people in a weird world running n jumping over trees. Besides Titanic had a few steamy scenes and avatar gave an impression of mating by joining their pony tails for gods sake!!!
Indian hockey team looks to take the 7th spot in the world cup!!. how exciting!!Losers!! as always any sport in india is only worth playing as long as we get to beat pakistan in it. Besides, making Priyanka chopra invite people to watch the world cup in india through a bike ad was the lamest way of promoting the sport. Paying the same bucks to the actual team would have made them play better.
That is all i can think of in my 20 mins rest after my morning walk at 10 am :( (yes. i still am living in a different time zone) ...but surely will have more interesting thoughts on things that are of least relevance to you or me :)
So keep reading. sure do expect some expert comments (if you have nothing better to do at work). Call me only if you need me :)
Save the ozone ... stop farting :)
Cheers
Shankar
People have been telling me i don't seem to be as happy as i used to be.. firstly beaming smile all the time makes me look like a freak :) and if there is anything to be happy about .. i promise to scream out loud and let them know first :)
DISCLAIMER : Reference to any person dead/ alive or insane in this blog is purely intentional. And any resemblance to live events is absolutely deliberate :). Also the fact that you have been reading through this crap till now means that you are ready to waste your time on my meaningless endeavor and surely do envy me for the free time i have right now :)
anyways moving on with some thoughts on the current news....
AKon sings for SRK 2 hours after he landed from the U..Ass of A and bombay times thinks its a miracle :) hang on.. i thought Akon's daily life revolves around 3 things - Smoke, Sex and Booze (in any order) .. so his long flight would have been the best break he needed in days :)and mr.SRK everybody knows your team is never gonna win.. might as well spend on Akon doing a mujra for your kids birthday bash :)
Women get 33% reservation in our country's governance system. I think they have their study wrong. The women in my life have 100% governing rights over me!!! :) Am sure the move will pay off. Look at it this way ... atleast women are out of tune only for few days in a month ... the men in politics are clueless all the time :)
Avatar loses big time in Oscars to Hurt locker. Finally somebody made James realise that a thrill seeking bomb disposal squad is much more interesting to watch than people in a weird world running n jumping over trees. Besides Titanic had a few steamy scenes and avatar gave an impression of mating by joining their pony tails for gods sake!!!
Indian hockey team looks to take the 7th spot in the world cup!!. how exciting!!Losers!! as always any sport in india is only worth playing as long as we get to beat pakistan in it. Besides, making Priyanka chopra invite people to watch the world cup in india through a bike ad was the lamest way of promoting the sport. Paying the same bucks to the actual team would have made them play better.
That is all i can think of in my 20 mins rest after my morning walk at 10 am :( (yes. i still am living in a different time zone) ...but surely will have more interesting thoughts on things that are of least relevance to you or me :)
So keep reading. sure do expect some expert comments (if you have nothing better to do at work). Call me only if you need me :)
Save the ozone ... stop farting :)
Cheers
Shankar
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