As i woke up to my daily dose of southindian blissful music that i am supposed to adore :) i realized i should be doing something to revive my Chetan Bhagat type writing aspirations (some day i will publish my own book - 2 State of minds :P) and hence the idea of using my old blog to vent my thoughts.
People have been telling me i don't seem to be as happy as i used to be.. firstly beaming smile all the time makes me look like a freak :) and if there is anything to be happy about .. i promise to scream out loud and let them know first :)
DISCLAIMER : Reference to any person dead/ alive or insane in this blog is purely intentional. And any resemblance to live events is absolutely deliberate :). Also the fact that you have been reading through this crap till now means that you are ready to waste your time on my meaningless endeavor and surely do envy me for the free time i have right now :)
anyways moving on with some thoughts on the current news....
AKon sings for SRK 2 hours after he landed from the U..Ass of A and bombay times thinks its a miracle :) hang on.. i thought Akon's daily life revolves around 3 things - Smoke, Sex and Booze (in any order) .. so his long flight would have been the best break he needed in days :)and mr.SRK everybody knows your team is never gonna win.. might as well spend on Akon doing a mujra for your kids birthday bash :)
Women get 33% reservation in our country's governance system. I think they have their study wrong. The women in my life have 100% governing rights over me!!! :) Am sure the move will pay off. Look at it this way ... atleast women are out of tune only for few days in a month ... the men in politics are clueless all the time :)
Avatar loses big time in Oscars to Hurt locker. Finally somebody made James realise that a thrill seeking bomb disposal squad is much more interesting to watch than people in a weird world running n jumping over trees. Besides Titanic had a few steamy scenes and avatar gave an impression of mating by joining their pony tails for gods sake!!!
Indian hockey team looks to take the 7th spot in the world cup!!. how exciting!!Losers!! as always any sport in india is only worth playing as long as we get to beat pakistan in it. Besides, making Priyanka chopra invite people to watch the world cup in india through a bike ad was the lamest way of promoting the sport. Paying the same bucks to the actual team would have made them play better.
That is all i can think of in my 20 mins rest after my morning walk at 10 am :( (yes. i still am living in a different time zone) ...but surely will have more interesting thoughts on things that are of least relevance to you or me :)
So keep reading. sure do expect some expert comments (if you have nothing better to do at work). Call me only if you need me :)
Save the ozone ... stop farting :)
Cheers
Shankar
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